A boy dressed up as a bush jumped in front of me and tried to scare me when I was cycling to library.
“fuck the police” i rap along enthusiastically as i drive my moms minivan in the safeway parking lot. my only encounter with the police was 4 years ago when my sister called 911 because the dog was choking on some steak and they were actually pretty cool about it.
(via ptrparker)
There’s literally no way to tell how many chameleons are in your house
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